Funny things my friends have said!!! (to which items shall be often added)

"This is the worst bagel I've ever had. It's not even a bagel, really, more like a glorified roll." - LIBBY

"This, this is something I've never experienced before. Twins singing a song to me in my bedroom. This, this is totally new." - SARAH C.

"Charlotte, you're not going to get arrested for possession of seaweed." - Brianna, in response to me voicing concern about bringing a potentially suspicious looking tupperware container of seaweed salad into the Death Cab for Cutie concert.