After Melissa helped me make matzo ball soup . . .

the following conversation ensued betwixt us:

me: bye, have fun with akbar
melissa: charlotte his name is Amgad
me: oh right, sorry
melissa: akbar is like a muslim god or something
me: melissa, there is no god but god! and his name is allah!
melissa: oh right
me: and muhammed is his prophet! peace be with you!
melissa: i'll see you tomorrow at the seder!